Confessions of A BnB Bitch

Done right, you really can“make money while they sleep”—and once you get the hang of it (which I’ll share with you), it becomes a remarkable way to earn year-round income, build long-term wealth, and keep adding properties as you go. This book pulls back the curtain with honest lessons, outrageous true stories, and a practical system to help you build a short-term rental business that’s profitable and sustainable. And yes—the story about The Naked Realtor will make you laugh out loud.

Why shouldn’t learning be fun? Why Now? Because the Game Has Changed. The market is shifting. Regulations are tightening. "Revenge travel” is fading, and everyone with a spare closet thinks they’re a hospitality mogul. What used to be a fun side hustle is now a full-blown business—with real risk, serious competition, and no shortage of weirdos. Standing out isn’t optional anymore. It’s essential. And that’s where this book comes in.

What This Book Really Is This isn’t a dry checklist on “how to get rich quick. ” This is the real-deal, boots-on-the-ground, toilet-plunging, laundry-folding at midnight guide to mastering short-term rentals. Readers Say It Best⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Instructive and humorous—step-by-step tools plus hilarious true tales. ” ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “It feels like advice from a friend who survived the Airbnb rollercoaster—funny, real, and packed with strategies.

” ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Instead of a dull manual, it reads like an entertaining conversation—wise and laugh-out-loud. ” ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “The stories make the lessons stick, and the breakdown of Airbnb vs VRBO vs Booking was eye-opening. ” Inside You’ll Learn…

Where and what to buy so your property has the best shot at profitability

To gift or not to gift: what actually matters to guests (and what doesn’t)

To dog or not to dog: pet policies that can boost your bottom line

Arbitrage: how to profit even if you don’t own the property

No bull about “getting rich quick” (unless you’re sitting on unicorn properties—then let’s turn them into booking machines)

Where to spend on décor vs. where to cut corners

What your competition is doing—and how to do it better

How to keep the “Karens” out of your hair and protect your sanity The Bottom LineThis isn’t sugar-coated fluff. It’s not a boring manual either. It’s the real deal—half confessions, half playbook—written with humor, honesty, and enough aha-moments to change the way you host forever. You’ll laugh. You’ll learn. And you’ll walk away ready to run a vacation rental that’s fun, profitable, and (mostly) drama-free.