How to Poop Faster

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "I've been doing it wrong for 34 years. THIRTY-FOUR YEARS." ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "Bought this as a joke. Turns out the joke was my entire digestive routine." ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "My legs don't fall asleep anymore and honestly that alone was worth it." Are you tired of stepping into the bathroom as a hopeful human and stepping out 30 minutes later hobbling around with numb legs like you aged 40 years in there – while your family quietly suspects you’ve been possessed by a poop demon? Then you’re in luck.

This book will fix your bathroom situation and save you approximately 200 hours a year. They always taught us about the birds and the bees, but never the poops and the pees… until now! How to Poop Faster blends the legitimate science of bowel movements with a bit of humor.